I have no idea how long it has been since I last picked up an issue of Vice Magazine, but it has definitely been a long time. I stopped reading it around the time I felt the quality of the DOs & DON'Ts section started slipping (I'm sure there is a correlation here). When I checked out their site a day ago I was pleasantly surprised with some good LOLs over these:

DON'T #1
DON'T #2
DON'T #3

Check out the video for the song Sail, by Portland muscian Ryan Doliver & The DBL DRGNZ (directed by Brian Lancaster).

For the full HD version: click here

(You can catch a glimpse of two of my best friends in the video! Andrew Gorny on bass @ 3:00 & Josh Usselman @ 3:03.) Miss you guys!

I'm bored with where this blog has wound up. You read this (Milwaukee, I see you), what do you think? What do you like? Anything?

I wrote some jokes (more like seriouses) a while ago:

Q: What is worse than a worm in your apple?
A: Rape.

Q: Where do bees go on vacation?
A: Bees are an inferior species and have no concept of vacation.

Q: What is full of holes but still holds water?
A: Women.

Q: Why did the doctor avoid talking to his patient's parents?
A: Because their infant child had terminal cancer.

a dog (aged 2) is raped by a murder of crows. without any hopes for matrimony or compensation from the murder, the dog is forced into a lengthy adventure on the road, seeking love and abortion money in the pants of small town men.

It's my 100th post! I am literally surfing on my keyboard.
Deltron 3030 - Virus

Currency - Intergalactic Society

Tuesday Tangent 'Round The Internets: 18

-Legless man denied chance to run in 2008. (Olympics)
-Og de Souza. (skateboarding)
-One Stare. (photography)
-American Talent. (illusion)
-Patriotic Popsicles. (tacky)
-The man was absolutely brilliant. (R.I.P.)
-On human potential. (movie clip)
-The power of imagination. (movie clip)
-Pure imagination. (movie clip)

Eddie Murphy - Party All The Time

Tuesday Tangent 'Round The Internets: 17

-Clown graffiti. (hijinks)
-Clown music? (music)
-Moby-Dick vs. Benny Goodman. (whale jazz)
-How English Is Evolving. (linguistics)
-“Geez. It doesn’t look like he put a lot of time into this.”
(frog response)
-Soulja Boy responds to Ice T. (video blog)
-Shout out to the book drive. (Weezy blog)
-Gillie tries to get in the limelight again. (beef)
-Haters. (comedy)

JoJo - Anything

Tuesday Tangent 'Round The Internets: 16

-Rats, my blog isn't on here. (top 50 sites of 2008)
-How we read online. (the Internet)
-This man probably doesn't want us to read at all. (media mogul)
-Empire or humanity? (The American Empire)
-Are we ready for the fall? (The American Empire)
-Samurai mime. (impressionist)
-"The game of chess, is like a swordfight." (Wu Chess)
-The realest. (Wu Tang)
-Real talk. (tossed salad man)
-Speaking about sucking ass, remember this movie?
(Batman & Robin in 5 seconds)

Almost blocks out the sun.
J Dilla - Trucks

Tuesday Tangent 'Round The Internets: 15

-Stupid Design. (religion)
-The bee is a fucking murderer! (Japanese Bug Fights)
-One of two things could happen. (advertisement)
-I hope for a bit more than two options for this one. (Iran)
-More wrong directions. (Egypt)
-BBC uncovers lost Iraq billions. (Iraq)
-Enough Middle East. "Let's go bird dog some chicks." (dating tips)
-How to seduce women through hypnosis. (found footage)

The Los Angeles weather has truly been angelic. It gives me wings when I ride my bike, which extends my reach to the city I am loving more everyday.