This is Josh Usselman.
Josh Usselman and I have: taken one of the world's most dangerous train rides, eaten out of the garbage, been pulled over, been arrested, awoke in different countries, slept in a crackhouse, avoided countless misdemeanors, and pondered life's many unanswerable questions.

Josh is my partner in crime.

Get well soon!

Mistah F.A.B. - Super Sick Wit It (featuring Turf Talk & E-40)

Sticky Fingaz - My Dogz Is My Gunz

Lil Wayne - Millie (featuring Corey Gunz)

Gillian Welch, Alison Krauss & Emmylou Harris - Didn't Leave Nobody But The Baby

Flying Burrito Brothers - Sin City

So, I really don't feel like doing my usual Tuesday post today. Sorry. I doubt this is any consolation but here:

Carbon Dog/Diamond Dog
(i made this today)
Everything in Los Angeles is covered in dirt. Cars, people, leaves, even the dog shit. The dirt has dirt on it. My eyes are most likely covered in dust. I'll cry mud. A desert of dirt. Full of lizards. I have been seeing So Many lizards! I sure hope they aren't plotting against me. I don't think I have the courage!

My friend Justin Ouellette created a really amazing site you should check out - Muxtape. Create and share mixtapes with your friends. If you make one you should send it my way.


Here are two muxtapes I made today:

Leonardo The Teenage Mutant Ninja Muxtape
Raphael The Teenage Mutant Ninja Muxtape

Tuesday Tangent 'Round The Internets: 8

-Great idea, poor execution. (where to go for lunch)
-They should take some of The SEO Rappers advice. (web design)
-The best music YouTube I have seen. Ever. (music)
-The lamest music YouTube I have seen. In a while. (comedy)
-The Bench Rapist. (news)
-The real sex crimes. (Iraq war)
-Visual representation of Iraq War Coalition Fatalities. (Iraq war)
-Al Jaffee's fold-ins, in interactive form. (political humor)
-This thing sort of looks like a fold-in, right? (awooga)

LL Cool J - Kandy

Cameo - Candy

You's a bad bitty.

La' Chat - U Don't Want None

Dopplebanger - Pussylicker

Tuesday Tangent 'Round The Internets: 7

-A mosaic: 4,000 Americans dead. (image)
-The depressing numbers continue. (Iraq War)
-720 Degrees Dunk. (shoe)
-Mr. 720° dunks. (reel)
-The man who made his shoes. (design)
-Awesome designer from Portland - "hey man, it's like a fork in the road. dig it." (artist)
-This is amazing! (pixels)
-So is this. (music)
-Save a horse. Ride a cybernetic elephant. (image)
-Ele-vision. (wildlife)

Master P - Bloody Murder

OutKast - Royal Flush (featuring Raekwon The Chef)

Tuesday Tangent 'Round The Internets: 6

-Know your rights. (photography)
-You suck at Photoshop. (hilarious)
-Brilliant. Garfield minus Garfield. (comic)
-Funny and cruel at the same time. (pets)
-Firefox, you are turning into the worst browser/Bowser ever. (catdog)
-Digital cameras, the Internet, and war crimes. (Iraq War)
-Country of Laws. (essay)
-Save us Barack Obama! (speech)
-the itch. (animation)
-Learn English. (ad)
-I don't know how the fuck I found this. (rad)
-Arthur C. Clarke. (R.I.P.)

Willie Hutch - I Choose You

This is the God Zig-Zag-Zig Allah.
On Saturday, March 29th, The GZA (aka The Genius) will be preforming his legendary album - Liquid Swords in its entirety at the El Rey Theatre in Los Angeles. Who is coming with me?

GZA - 4th Chamber (featuring Ghostface Killah, Killah Priest, and RZA)

Willie Mitchell - Groovin'