Tuesday, July 8, 2008

I'm bored with where this blog has wound up. You read this (Milwaukee, I see you), what do you think? What do you like? Anything?

I wrote some jokes (more like seriouses) a while ago:

Q: What is worse than a worm in your apple?
A: Rape.

Q: Where do bees go on vacation?
A: Bees are an inferior species and have no concept of vacation.

Q: What is full of holes but still holds water?
A: Women.

Q: Why did the doctor avoid talking to his patient's parents?
A: Because their infant child had terminal cancer.