Wednesday, April 30, 2008


Daniel Merriweather - Chainsaw (DJ 1996 Olympixxx Remix)

Freddie Mercury - Love Kills

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Tuesday Tangent 'Round The Internets: 11

-Benny Hinn, professional brainwasher. (shithead)
-This is a great article. "Jesus Made Me Puke." (non-fiction)
-A 10-year-old's letters to Charles Manson. (letters)
-Amazing artist! (performance/photography)
-Unusual movements of the human body. (video)
-Unusual humans. (horse fuckers)
-Robot horses? (stupid invention)
-Brilliant kid turns iPod into an iPhone. (mod/hack)
-iBoy. (images)

Happy Birthday Jason!

I couldn't stop laughing at the 3:20 mark and beyond. Classic Falquist.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

Tuesday Tangent 'Round The Internets: 10

-Baby pandas look like lizards. (proof)
-They also make great sounds! (zoo)
-These bears make great sounds as well. (music)
-LOL, read the description on this video. (interview)
-Old news, but still important enough to post. (Iraq War)
-This is awful. And so is this man's presentation. (politics)
-Michael Moore, likes Obama. He doesn't like Clinton. (politics)
-Check out the "Vote Obama" track. (music)
-Up in the club. (dance)

Monday, April 21, 2008

Every now and again I see this super beater van driving around. The van is covered in graffiti and the guy who drives it looks like a hybrid between a R.L. Stine book cover and Santa. Any time I see this van I am guaranteed witness to a ridiculous event.

Today I took my lunch early and walked home at a leisurely pace. I was traveling with my head in the clouds so I probably would have missed the van if it weren't for the bottomless old woman that got out right when I walked by. Attempting to mind my own business, I quickened my pace and made it a few feet in front of the van before I heard the old hag speak. She asked me for money. I turned, making eye contact with her before noticing that this old woman (maybe 70+) was straight up taking a violently gushing piss (it was like her water was breaking).

Needless to say, my lunch plans of eating a tuna sandwich were ruined.

Tuesday, April 15, 2008

Tuesday Tangent 'Round The Internets: 9

-Congratulations, Douchetown. You're the world's largest waste of effort. (hamburger)
-"Always trying to eat somebodies burgers." (fight)
-"An abridged history of time from WWII to present day, told through the foods of the countries in conflict." (food fight)
-Michael Cera as Alexander Hamilton. (drunk history)
-What do you drink? (PBR)
-Girl Drink Drunk. (kids in the hall)
-50 Greatest Comedy Sketches. (comedy)

Monday, April 14, 2008


This is Josh Usselman.

Josh Usselman and I have: taken one of the world's most dangerous train rides, eaten out of the garbage, been pulled over, been arrested, awoke in different countries, slept in a crackhouse, avoided countless misdemeanors, and pondered life's many unanswerable questions.

Josh is my partner in crime.

Get well soon!

Sunday, April 13, 2008

Mistah F.A.B. - Super Sick Wit It (featuring Turf Talk & E-40)

Friday, April 11, 2008


Sticky Fingaz - My Dogz Is My Gunz

Lil Wayne - Millie (featuring Corey Gunz)

Thursday, April 10, 2008


Gillian Welch, Alison Krauss & Emmylou Harris - Didn't Leave Nobody But The Baby

Flying Burrito Brothers - Sin City

Tuesday, April 8, 2008

So, I really don't feel like doing my usual Tuesday post today. Sorry. I doubt this is any consolation but here:

Sunday, April 6, 2008


Carbon Dog/Diamond Dog
(i made this today)

Everything in Los Angeles is covered in dirt. Cars, people, leaves, even the dog shit. The dirt has dirt on it. My eyes are most likely covered in dust. I'll cry mud. A desert of dirt. Full of lizards. I have been seeing So Many lizards! I sure hope they aren't plotting against me. I don't think I have the courage!

Thursday, April 3, 2008


My friend Justin Ouellette created a really amazing site you should check out - Muxtape. Create and share mixtapes with your friends. If you make one you should send it my way.


Here are two muxtapes I made today:

Leonardo The Teenage Mutant Ninja Muxtape
Raphael The Teenage Mutant Ninja Muxtape

Tuesday, April 1, 2008

Tuesday Tangent 'Round The Internets: 8

-Great idea, poor execution. (where to go for lunch)
-They should take some of The SEO Rappers advice. (web design)
-The best music YouTube I have seen. Ever. (music)
-The lamest music YouTube I have seen. In a while. (comedy)
-The Bench Rapist. (news)
-The real sex crimes. (Iraq war)
-Visual representation of Iraq War Coalition Fatalities. (Iraq war)
-Al Jaffee's fold-ins, in interactive form. (political humor)
-This thing sort of looks like a fold-in, right? (awooga)