Thursday, July 31, 2008

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R.I.P.
Juanita The Bike DeHut
5-20-2008 to 7-30-2008

I know it is just a bike, but I am pretty heartbroken. I built it from absolute scratch with my bare hands. It took a really long time to do, but when it was finally finished, it was the best looking/feeling bike I thought I'd ever ride.

I never got to tell you bike, but: "I really loved you, even if you weren't human. You really made me happy."

Farewell!

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

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I picture the man holding the T Rex bag with a really wide torso and two horribly disproportionate feet. He was so frazzled by that mean dog's demands for a "W-A-L-K" (it is slowly learning how to spell in English) he accidentally mixed his shoes up. Whoopsie doodles!

Monday, July 28, 2008


I absolutely love this video. It is directed by That Go, two video artists from Seattle. They made the video for a contest held by the band Thunderheist. This has to be one of the coolest end results from any UGC contest ever. Great work guys!

Coincidentally, I filmed a bit of their concert and put it in the beginning of this.

Sunday, July 27, 2008

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It's Shark Week!

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

It took me awhile to get used to Los Angeles, it took me even longer to get used to my room. For months it had been a drab box, but I finally put some life into it. As you can see, it was designed by an 8-year-old.


Before


After

Saturday, July 19, 2008

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This is Devon.

Formerly known as Beat Sherpa, homie has been blowing my mind with the most amazing beats for the last six years. But now, he is on another level. Right now this guy is absolutely killing it with the craziest shit I have heard in maybe ever. Pure gold!

Devon - plasticmarbles





Devon - zeldawhyyoumadgirl?




Friday, July 18, 2008

Wednesday night I got to go see the kings of Miami Bass, 2 Live Crew for free! It was an absolutely amazing show.

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2 Live Crew - Banned In The USA





2 Live Crew - Get It Girl





2 Live Crew - Throw The D




Wednesday, July 16, 2008


Hey, check out the new video from my main homies Gray Matters. The song is called Pardon Me featuring 2 time World Rap Champion Illmaculate.

Gray Matters will be dropping their first album this Saturday. If you live in the Portland area I suggest you check out the release party/concert at the Hawthorne Theater. It is going to be a great show.

(I figured I'd throw this battle in for good measure: here)

Monday, July 14, 2008

I have no idea how long it has been since I last picked up an issue of Vice Magazine, but it has definitely been a long time. I stopped reading it around the time I felt the quality of the DOs & DON'Ts section started slipping (I'm sure there is a correlation here). When I checked out their site a day ago I was pleasantly surprised with some good LOLs over these:

DON'T #1
DON'T #2
DON'T #3

Saturday, July 12, 2008



Check out the video for the song Sail, by Portland muscian Ryan Doliver & The DBL DRGNZ (directed by Brian Lancaster).

For the full HD version: click here

(You can catch a glimpse of two of my best friends in the video! Andrew Gorny on bass @ 3:00 & Josh Usselman @ 3:03.) Miss you guys!

Tuesday, July 8, 2008

I'm bored with where this blog has wound up. You read this (Milwaukee, I see you), what do you think? What do you like? Anything?

I wrote some jokes (more like seriouses) a while ago:

Q: What is worse than a worm in your apple?
A: Rape.

Q: Where do bees go on vacation?
A: Bees are an inferior species and have no concept of vacation.

Q: What is full of holes but still holds water?
A: Women.

Q: Why did the doctor avoid talking to his patient's parents?
A: Because their infant child had terminal cancer.

Monday, July 7, 2008

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a dog (aged 2) is raped by a murder of crows. without any hopes for matrimony or compensation from the murder, the dog is forced into a lengthy adventure on the road, seeking love and abortion money in the pants of small town men.

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Thursday, July 3, 2008

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It's my 100th post! I am literally surfing on my keyboard.

Deltron 3030 - Virus





Currency - Intergalactic Society




Tuesday, July 1, 2008

Tuesday Tangent 'Round The Internets: 18

-Legless man denied chance to run in 2008. (Olympics)
-Og de Souza. (skateboarding)
-One Stare. (photography)
-American Talent. (illusion)
-Patriotic Popsicles. (tacky)
-The man was absolutely brilliant. (R.I.P.)
-On human potential. (movie clip)
-The power of imagination. (movie clip)
-Pure imagination. (movie clip)
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Eddie Murphy - Party All The Time