LL Cool J - Kandy

Cameo - Candy

You's a bad bitty.

La' Chat - U Don't Want None

Dopplebanger - Pussylicker

Tuesday Tangent 'Round The Internets: 7

-A mosaic: 4,000 Americans dead. (image)
-The depressing numbers continue. (Iraq War)
-720 Degrees Dunk. (shoe)
-Mr. 720° dunks. (reel)
-The man who made his shoes. (design)
-Awesome designer from Portland - "hey man, it's like a fork in the road. dig it." (artist)
-This is amazing! (pixels)
-So is this. (music)
-Save a horse. Ride a cybernetic elephant. (image)
-Ele-vision. (wildlife)

Master P - Bloody Murder

OutKast - Royal Flush (featuring Raekwon The Chef)

Tuesday Tangent 'Round The Internets: 6

-Know your rights. (photography)
-You suck at Photoshop. (hilarious)
-Brilliant. Garfield minus Garfield. (comic)
-Funny and cruel at the same time. (pets)
-Firefox, you are turning into the worst browser/Bowser ever. (catdog)
-Digital cameras, the Internet, and war crimes. (Iraq War)
-Country of Laws. (essay)
-Save us Barack Obama! (speech)
-the itch. (animation)
-Learn English. (ad)
-I don't know how the fuck I found this. (rad)
-Arthur C. Clarke. (R.I.P.)

Willie Hutch - I Choose You

This is the God Zig-Zag-Zig Allah.
On Saturday, March 29th, The GZA (aka The Genius) will be preforming his legendary album - Liquid Swords in its entirety at the El Rey Theatre in Los Angeles. Who is coming with me?

GZA - 4th Chamber (featuring Ghostface Killah, Killah Priest, and RZA)

Willie Mitchell - Groovin'

Tuesday Tangent 'Round The Internets: 5

-I'm so excited for this. (tour)
-A vodka commercial done right. (hilarious)
-Eric Wareheim directs for The Bird & The Bee. (music)
-Now Susan, be polite! (penis hands)
-I am assuming that this is just as fake. (caught on tape)
-Ancient Hobbits? (discovery)
-Anyway, movin' right along. (muppets)
-"I heard it's not where you're from but where you pay rent, Then I heard it's not what you make but how much you spent." (truth)

Stack that d'oh.
The Color Changin' Click - First Round Draft Picks

Bart Simpson - Do The Bart Man (Diplo's So So Krispy Remix)

Tuesday Tangent 'Round The Internets: 4

-Chalk up another point for Philip Zimbardo. (Iraq War)
-Reporter vs. Air Force pain gun? (weapon)
-Or they could just look up... (news)
-A great Honda 'Cog' parody. (ad)
-This could save your life. (humor)
-Satan's fossil factory. (stand-up)
-LEGO Bible. (religion)
-"The best lack all conviction, while the worst are full of passionate intensity." (go atheism!)
-Our atom bomb. (BOOM!)

Notice anything wrong here? I do, those team names don't make sense anymore. Can anyone think of anywhere else less 'Jazz' than Utah?

Here is my solution to this.


As you can see on this map of various Santas in the United States, if the Charlotte Bobcats traded the name to Utah, Utah could trade their name back to New Orleans, and New Orleans could trade their name back to Charlotte. (Note: this triangle also potentially includes the most Santas available in the South and Mid-West portions of the country.)

Utah Bobcats, New Orleans Jazz, and Charlotte Hornets.


If they do end up taking this idea - Utah, you have to put this on a jersey.

I can still remember everything about the day we filmed Mt. Dew, it was the first video Andrew and I ever made together. I think I would have been really happy to know that eight years later - we'd still be at it.