Today I took my lunch early and walked home at a leisurely pace. I was traveling with my head in the clouds so I probably would have missed the van if it weren't for the bottomless old woman that got out right when I walked by. Attempting to mind my own business, I quickened my pace and made it a few feet in front of the van before I heard the old hag speak. She asked me for money. I turned, making eye contact with her before noticing that this old woman (maybe 70+) was straight up taking a violently gushing piss (it was like her water was breaking).
Needless to say, my lunch plans of eating a tuna sandwich were ruined.
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I don't want to think about what was going on in the van before she emerged.
this new visual (and equally auditory and olfactory) association with tuna sandwiches is enough to make me never even think twice about paying 6euros for another jar of sweet relish at kadewe ever again. thanks beej.
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